Gene Gunston: Bidet Test Subject
"Gunston Bidet use only the finest recycled water to ejaculate back up your arse."
"Bugger me, this water smells a bit iffy..."
"Fuck me, is that a floater?"
Let's Meet The Team Here At Gunston Bidet!
Gene Gunston
(test subject)
We test ALL Gunston Bidet prototypes on this man's arse.
GUNSTON GUARANTEE.
The Japanese tsunami of 2011 was but a trickle compared to the sheer amount of hydro action we have violently propelled up Gene-o's arse, all in the name of Research and Development of Gunston Bidets.
Trevor Gunston (Bidet Delivery)
Trevor will deliver your fucken bidet at a time of his choosing so don't try and book an appointment with the stroppy cunt unless you want him to run the thing over a few times in his ute before he biffs it in your bathroom.
"Here's your fucken bidet cunt, try hosing your filthy fucken ringpiece down with the fucken thing now ya f******* *****
The Lads On The Factory Floor In Wollongong
Yes, this is where the magic happens. Gunston Bidet's, assembled by hand, by our crack team of bidet specialists.
"I expect the push through Manchuria is proceeding well..."
"Yeah it's going great guns Manabu, enough jibber jabber pal, let's get bideting."
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